"I'm so scared that I'll lose you forever. That you'll realize you don't deserve my bullshit and trust..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I have made "cheat sheets" for exams... many times. I always obsess about my physical appearance..."

"I should have brought her a smile of pure confidence and satisfaction. I should have made her..."

"I've been with my boyfriend for almost a year now..and it's really great...sometimes i even think..."

"I have an uncommon fetish with pantyhose... not wearing it, but seeing it on women. I love it..."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"I started a cookie club in my class in grade school. Everyone who signed up got a free cookie..."

"i'm a 21 year old single mom of 2, sometimes i think about being with a girl, i have never..."

"i sleep with my boss. well, sleep is a euphamism. i have sex with my boss. i let him because..."

"I pissed in a wine bottle once as a child. Later, I actually saw a bum try to drink it thinking..."

"So, I had a boyfriend and he was making me really upset. I wanted to break up with him, but..."

"I am just this simple, boring woman but I have this explosive, creative side to me. I often..."

"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"I have a fetish for pantyhose. Pantyhose on others male and female. I have worn pantyhose many..."