"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."

"I'm so scared that I'll lose you forever. That you'll realize you don't deserve my bullshit and trust..."

"I started a cookie club in my class in grade school. Everyone who signed up got a free cookie..."

"I pissed in a wine bottle once as a child. Later, I actually saw a bum try to drink it thinking..."

"I should have brought her a smile of pure confidence and satisfaction. I should have made her..."

"So, I had a boyfriend and he was making me really upset. I wanted to break up with him, but..."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"My name is Barry and I have an embarrassing confession. About 4 years ago, I was role-playing..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I have made "cheat sheets" for exams... many times. I always obsess about my physical appearance..."

"I just found out my girlfriend was fooling around on me. It was obvious when I smelled her panties...."

"i sleep with my boss. well, sleep is a euphamism. i have sex with my boss. i let him because..."

"i'm a 21 year old single mom of 2, sometimes i think about being with a girl, i have never..."

"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"A few months ago I ate about 3 french pastries...it was totally decadent... tasted so good but..."