"When my daughter told me she would marry her boyfriend I was only concerned with her happiness...."

"I pissed in a wine bottle once as a child. Later, I actually saw a bum try to drink it thinking..."

"my secret it that i really like to look at other men naked. i am fascinated by their penis,..."

"I secretly lust after many of my female co-workers.sometimes to the point of release."

"God. I did it again today. I had sex with my new boyfriend. We have been together for a little..."

"i found my mom's vibrater under the covers of the bed it was pink and looked like a guys thingy..........EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I'm a 48 year old father of 2, and my kids have never seen my feet. In fact, I've never even walked..."

"I'm 24 years old and I wear nappies"

"I have been married for five years and it is a second marriage for both of us. At first, my..."

"I had an affair with my boss."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"This is my third consecutive year participating in the Weekend for Breast Cancer 60km walk...."

"I'm not afraid of the dark, unless something touches me unexpectedly."

"I've been with my boyfriend for almost a year now..and it's really great...sometimes i even think..."