"I told him I wanted it to be romantic. but that's for the first few times. What he doesn't..."

"I have made "cheat sheets" for exams... many times. I always obsess about my physical appearance..."

"I have been married for five years and it is a second marriage for both of us. At first, my..."

"I was introducing to a girl name Alex six months ago who has a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I'm not dating Anthony, but we face banged hard core at the movies...and we plan on going to..."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"I started a cookie club in my class in grade school. Everyone who signed up got a free cookie..."

"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"Once I got badly bitten by a dog and was then afraid of them. I then bought a dog of my own..."

"When my daughter told me she would marry her boyfriend I was only concerned with her happiness...."

"When I play cards, my best advantage is people who wear glasses. I have 20/20 vision and can..."

"I'm a 48 year old father of 2, and my kids have never seen my feet. In fact, I've never even walked..."

"I've been with my boyfriend for almost a year now..and it's really great...sometimes i even think..."

"Too many young women have been denied the opportunity to nurture their children and too many children..."